Thursday, June 21, 2007

TGI Red Chiliback Steakhouse: FEELIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

Okay, so here's the first Zappening. We're starting this thing out kinda subtle, but this sounds like it'll be an action packed night. Like I said in the manifesto, if you think this is stupid, sit this one out and keep an eye out for the next installment.

Basically, the idea can be summed up in three words: TASSLE LOAFER CRAWL.

Saturday, June 30th at 6pm: please meet me in the Outback Steakhouse parking lot at 371 Gellert Blvd. in Daly City, right off of 280. We'll have a coupla family restaurant drinks while taking down one of the gigantic onion concoctions that they sell there. From there we'll head down to San Bruno for dinner and drinks at fine establishments such as TGI Friday's, Chili's, and Red Lobster (I am pained to inform you that Applebee's looks to be a little too far away).

And here's the most important part: everyone is required to look exactly like the clientele of these restaurants. I'm talking hair dyed gray, polo/hawaiian shirts tucked into duckhead shorts, braided leather belts, and tassle loafer shoes. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about. Do not look ridiculous and like you're making fun of people; just try and fit in exactly and let's have a good time.

Let's laugh, have some fun amongst friends, eat some chain food, and feel good in the neighborhood!

6 comments:

tater said...

just throw some virgin strawberry daquiris into the mix. and don't stain your tassles!

sarah said...

oh man, i'm going to be in seattle this weekend. but someone can borrow my burmuda shorts if they want to. they are green with pink umbrellas.

tater said...

i'm going to be in portland. hey sarah, can i borrow those shorts anyhow? chances are i'll wind up at one of those fine establishments with my folks, seriously. i'll think of you all as I pound a sloe gin fizz.

darkness said...

why was my comment deleted?

Jerkwater Johnson said...

It went better than I could have imagined.

Apps and drinks at Outback in Colma followed by dinner and drinks and TGI Friday's and dessert and drinks at Chili's, the latter two in San Mateo.

Then we took it back to SF and celebrated our success at the Silvercrest Lounge and Wild Side West.

The Wild Side West is a lesbian and bar when I walked in, the way I was dressed, the bartender stopped and said "Whoa whoa whoa... can I help you with something?"

Awesome times.

sarah said...

hahah. omg. cannot believe i missed it!! when do we get the details for number 2?