TGI Red Chiliback Steakhouse: FEELIN' GOOD IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD!

Okay, so here's the first Zappening. We're starting this thing out kinda subtle, but this sounds like it'll be an action packed night. Like I said in the manifesto, if you think this is stupid, sit this one out and keep an eye out for the next installment.

Basically, the idea can be summed up in three words: TASSLE LOAFER CRAWL.

Saturday, June 30th at 6pm: please meet me in the Outback Steakhouse parking lot at 371 Gellert Blvd. in Daly City, right off of 280. We'll have a coupla family restaurant drinks while taking down one of the gigantic onion concoctions that they sell there. From there we'll head down to San Bruno for dinner and drinks at fine establishments such as TGI Friday's, Chili's, and Red Lobster (I am pained to inform you that Applebee's looks to be a little too far away).

And here's the most important part: everyone is required to look exactly like the clientele of these restaurants. I'm talking hair dyed gray, polo/hawaiian shirts tucked into duckhead shorts, braided leather belts, and tassle loafer shoes. Ladies, you know what I'm talking about. Do not look ridiculous and like you're making fun of people; just try and fit in exactly and let's have a good time.

Let's laugh, have some fun amongst friends, eat some chain food, and feel good in the neighborhood!